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Hotep Homemade Woke Water


Each bottle of Hotep *Homemade Woke Water was taken from our sacred Hotep temple mantle with white satin contamination-free gloves and placed on a velvet pillow that sits on top of a pedestal.

A team of 50 Hoteps inspected your Hotep Homemade Woke Water, prayed over it with the holiest of prayers to ensure the highest possible levels of wokeness before mailing.

Our critically acclaimed packing specialist lit a local artisan candle and a hush fell over the crowd as she put your Woke Water into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Kemet waved “kwaheri!” to your package, on its way to you, in our private Hotep jet.

We hope you had a wonderful time shopping at Hotep Nation. In commemoration, we will place your name/picture on our dedicated page as “Honorable Hotep.” We’re all exhausted but can’t wait for you to #UnlockYourWoke

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Hotep Homemade Water is simply spring water sourced from the Opal Springs in Oregon. This product is not being sold for consumption. 70% of proceeds go to charitable work including our clean water initiatives and 30% goes to the Hotep Nation bank for reinvestment purposes and our partnership with Todd Capital.

Woke Water initiative

*The term “homemade” refers to our home being earth. This water has not had any fluoride added or any other chemical treatments. It’s just natural spring water.

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